cringeworthy-ness

Murder Most Lithographic

The room was filled with a sense of suspicion. In walked the great detective Poirot. He glanced around the room. His glances were quickly averted. In the corner stood...

A saucepan doth not Jamie Oliver make

I know a chap who popped out at the weekend and bought an amazing Saucepan. In the world of Saucepans – it’s really quite something. Thing is, anyone can...

Just Say No: The scents of celebrity

Christina, Kate, Keira, David, Victoria. Ladies and Gents, I’m sure you’re very nice people. I’m certain you do your bit for charity too. I’m positive you spent at least...

Creative ideas are not potatoes

In-house teams. I have worked in many in-house creative teams, full of wonderful people. Creative, witty, sharp. Wonderful people every one. Many of those people are my friends to...

I’m feeling supersonic, give me Gin and Tonic

It might seem wrong to miss an aeroplane (especially in these times), but I just do. She was born around the same time as me, and every time I...

Go Compare – Non grazie

The worst advert on television at the moment in my opinion (first shown in August 2009) – by a long way. If you ‘Go Compare it’ with anything else,...

Now anyone can look like IKEA

IKEA, the swedish future megastore group have just decided to change the typeface used in their catalogue after 50 years. Doesn’t sound like a big deal, eh? Only a...