…it wouldn’t look like a Delorean. It would probably be based on a Toyota Hi-Lux. As Jeremy Clarkson points out, you can’t break them and in one of those, you’d fit in anywhere, if not any time! You’d also have a lot more space for luggage. Anyway, I digress.

These are the things I’d do:

1. Meet Ghandi. That’s a must in my book.

2. Go back and talk Beeching out of closing all the Railways – and tell him it’s a bad decision for a lot of towns.

3. Fly on Concorde – with Phil Collins during Live Aid.

4. See England win the World Cup. Afterwards, have fish and chips out of a newspaper and drink Brown Ale from a bottle.

5. Go and meet my ancestors.

6. Visit Woodstock.

7. Enjoy my wedding day all over again.

8. See both my children being born again.

9. Go to the House of Commons on 17th March 2003, and tell Robin Cook that he was right about WMD’s.

10. Go and fix some dimpled ‘CHADS‘ in a little place called Florida. Al would have been so much better.

I’d go into the past, but I wouldn’t go anywhere near the future. Why? Well, that would just make you paranoid, wouldn’t it?

Once I’d done all the things above, I’d give my time machine away. But only to someone who had some great ideas on where (and when) they would go.

Question is, if you had a time machine…. where would you go?